Things internationally are so dispiriting there's nothing left to do  but fantasize. I picture 
Turkey, as a  member of NATO, demanding that the alliance come to its defense after being  attacked by Israel.  Under Article 5 of the NATO charter an armed attack on one member is deemed to  constitute an armed attack on all members. That is the ostensible reason NATO is  fighting in Afghanistan  — the attack against the United States on September 11, 2001 is regarded as  an attack on all NATO members (disregarding the awkward fact that  Afghanistan  as a country had nothing to do with the attack). The Israeli attack on a  Turkish-flagged ship, operated by a Turkish humanitarian organization, killing  nine Turkish nationals and wounding many more can certainly constitute an attack  upon a NATO member.  
 So, after the United States, the UK,  Germany,  France and  other leading NATO members offer their ridiculous non-sequitur excuses why they  can't ... umm ... er ... invoke Article 5, and the international media swallows  it all without any indigestion, Turkey  demands that Israel  should at least lose its formal association with NATO as a member of the  Mediterranean Dialogue. This too is dismissed with scorn by the eminent NATO  world powers on the grounds that it would constitute a victory for terrorism.  And anti-Semitism of course.
  
 Turkey then  withdraws from NATO. Azerbaijan  and five other Central Asian members of NATO's Partnership for Peace with Turkic  constituencies do the same. NATO falls into a crisis. Remaining member countries  begin to question the organization's policies as never before ... like please  tell us again why our young men are killing and dying in Afghanistan, and why we  send them to Kosovo and Iraq and other places the Americans deem essential to  their endlessly-threatened national security.
  
 When Vice President Biden tells the eminent  conservative-in-liberal-clothing pseudo-intellectual Charlie Rose on TV that "We  have put as much pressure and as much cajoling on Israel as we can to allow them  [Gaza] to get building materials in," [1] Rose for once rises to the occasion  and acts like a real journalist, asking Biden: "Have you threatened Israel with  ending all military and economic aid? ... Have you put the names of Israeli  officials on your list of foreigners who can not enter the  United  States and whose bank  accounts in the US are  frozen, as you've done with numerous foreign officials who were not supporters  of the empire? ... Since Israel has  committed both crimes against the peace and crimes against humanity, and since  these are crimes that have international jurisdiction, certain Israeli political  and military personnel can be named in trials held in any country of the world.  Will you be instructing the Attorney General to proceed with such an indictment?  Or if some other country which is a member of the International Criminal Court  calls upon the ICC to prosecute these individuals, will the  United  States try to block the  move? ... Why hasn't the United States itself delivered building materials to  Gaza?"
  
 When Israel  justifies its murders on the grounds of "self-defense", late-night TV comedians  Jay Leno and David Letterman find great humor in this, pointing out that a new  memoir by China's  premier at the time of the 1989  Tiananmen Square violent  suppression defends the military action by saying that soldiers acted in  "self-defense" when they fired on the democracy activists. [2]
  
 When Israel  labels as "terrorists" the ship passengers who offered some resistance to the  Israeli invaders, the New York Times points out that the passengers who resisted  the 9-11 highjackers on the plane which crashed in  Pennsylvania are  called "heroes". (As an aside, it's worth noting that the  United  States uses 9-11 as  Israel uses  the Holocaust — as excuse and justification for all manner of illegal and  violent international behavior.)
  
 Meanwhile, the Washington Post reminds its readers that in 2009  Israel attacked a boat on international waters carrying medical aid to Gaza with  former congresswoman Cynthia McKinney aboard; and that in 1967 Israel attacked  an American ship, the USS Liberty, killing 34 and wounding about 173, and that  President Johnson did then just what President Obama is doing now and would have  done then — nothing.
  
 And finally, Secretary of State Clinton declares that she's had a  revelation. She realizes that what she recently said about  North  Korea when it was  accused of having torpedoed a South Korean warship applies as well to  Israel. Mrs.  Clinton had demanded that Pyongyang "stop its provocative behavior, halt its  policy of threats of belligerence towards its neighbors, and take irreversible  steps to fulfill its denuclearization commitments and comply with international  law." [3] She adds that the North Korean guilt is by no means conclusive, while  Israel doesn't deny its attack on the ship at all; moreover, it's not known for  sure if North Korea actually possesses nuclear weapons, whereas there's no  uncertainty about Israel's large stockpile.
  
 So  there you have it. Hypocrisy reigns. Despite my best fantasizing. Is hypocrisy a  moral failing or a failure of the intellect? When President Obama says, as he  has often, "No one is above the law" and in his next breath makes it clear that  his administration will not seek to indict Bush or Cheney for any crimes, does  he think that no one will notice the contradiction, the hypocrisy? That's a  callous disregard for public opinion and/or a dumbness worthy of his  predecessor.
  
 And when he declares: "The future does not belong to those who gather  armies on a field of battle or bury missiles in the ground", [4] does it not  occur to him at all that he's predicting a bleak outlook for the  United  States? Or that his  conscious, deliberate policy is to increase the size of  America's  army and its stockpile of missiles?
  
 Comrades, can the hypocrisy and the lies reach such a magnitude that  enough American true believers begin to question their cherished faith, so that  their number reaches a critical mass and explodes? Well, it's already happened  with countless Americans, but it's an awfully formidable task keeping pace with  what is turned out by the mass media and education factories. They're awfully  good at what they do. Too bad. But don't forsake the struggle. What better way  is there to live this life? And remember, just because the world has been taken  over by lying, hypocritical, mass-murdering madmen doesn't mean we can't have a  good time.
  
 Bad guys and good guys
  
 In  Lahore, Pakistan,  reported the Washington Post on May 29, "Militants staged coordinated attacks  ... on two mosques of a minority Muslim sect, taking hostages and killing at  least 80 people. ... At least seven men armed with grenades, high-powered rifles  and suicide vests stormed the mosques as Friday prayers ended."
  
 Nice, really nice, very civilized. It's no wonder that decent  Americans think that this is what the  United  States is fighting  against — Islamic fanatics, homicidal maniacs, who kill their own kind over some  esoteric piece of religious dogma, who want to kill Americans over some other  imagined holy sin, because we're "infidels". How can we reason with such people?  Where is the common humanity the naive pacifists and anti-war activists would  like us to honor?
  
 And then we come to the very last paragraph of the story: "Elsewhere  in Pakistan on  Friday, a suspected U.S.  drone-fired missile struck a Taliban compound in the South Waziristan tribal area,  killing eight, according to two officials in the region." This, we are asked to  believe by our leaders, is a higher level of humanity. The United States does  this every other day, sending robotic death machines called Predators flying  over Afghanistan and Pakistan, to send Hellfire missiles screaming into wedding  parties, funerals, homes, not knowing who the victims are, not caring who the  victims are, many hundreds of them by now, as long as Washington can claim each  time — whether correctly or not — that amongst their number was a prominent  infidel, call him Taliban, or al Qaeda, or insurgent, or militant. How can one  reason with such people, the ones in the CIA who operate the drone flights? What  is the difference between them and a suicide bomber? The suicide bomber becomes  one of the victims himself and sees his victims up close before killing them.  The CIA murderer bomber sits safely in a room in  Nevada or  California and  pretends he's playing a video game, then goes out to dinner while his victims  lay dying. The suicide bomber believes passionately in something called  paradise. The murderer bomber believes passionately in something called flag and  country.
  
 The State Department's Legal Advisor justifies the Predator bombings  as ... yes, "self-defense". 5 Try reasoning with that.
  
 These American drone bombings are of course the height of aggression,  the ultimate international crime. They were used over  Iraq as well  beginning in the 1990s. In December 2002, shortly before the  US invasion  in March, the Iraqis finally managed to shoot one down. This prompted a  spokesman for the US Central Command, which oversees US military operations in  the Middle East, to call it another sign of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's  "campaign of military aggression." 6
  
 This particular piece of hypocrisy may have actually been outdone by  Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's comment about the  US flights  and bombings over Iraq during  that period: "It bothers the dickens out of me that US and British pilots are  getting fired at day after day after day, with impunity." 7
  
 Send me a stamped self-addressed envelope for a copy of the revised  edition of "An arsonist's guide to the homes of Pentagon officials".
  
 When politicians misbehave. By speaking the truth.
  
 The German president, Horst Koehler, resigned last week because he  said something government officials are not supposed to say. He said that  Germany was  fighting in Afghanistan  for economic reasons. No reference to democracy. Nothing about freedom. Not a  word about Good Guys fighting Bad Guys. The word "terrorism" was not mentioned  at all. Neither was "God". On a trip to German troops in  Afghanistan  he had declared that a country such as  Germany,  dependent on exports and free trade, must be prepared to use military force. The  country, he said, had to act "to protect our interests, for example, free trade  routes, or to prevent regional instability which might certainly have a negative  effect on our trade, jobs and earnings".
  
 "Koehler has said something openly that has been obvious from the  beginning," said the head of Germany's  Left Party. "German soldiers are risking life and limb in  Afghanistan  to defend the export interests of big economic interests." [8]
  
 Other opposition politicians had called for Koehler to take back the  remarks and accused him of damaging public acceptance of German military  missions abroad. [9]
  
 As  T.S. Eliot famously observed: "Humankind can not bear very much  reality."
  
 What is the opposite of being a conspiracy  theorist?
  
 David Remnick, editor of the New Yorker magazine and  former Washington Post reporter, has a new book out, "The Bridge: The Life and  Rise of Barack Obama". In the three pages Remnick devotes to Obama's 1983-4  employment at Business International Corporation in  New  York he makes no mention of the  well-known ties between BIC and the CIA. In 1977, for example, the New York  Times revealed that BIC had provided cover for four CIA employees in various  countries during earlier years of the Cold War; [10] BIC also attempted to  penetrate the radical left, including Students for a Democratic Society  (SDS). [11]
  
 Did Remnick not think it at all interesting and worthy of mention  that the future president worked for more than a year with a company that was a  CIA asset? Even if the company and the CIA made no attempt to recruit Obama,  which in fact they may have done? It's this kind of obvious omission that helps  feed the left's conspiracy thinking.
  
 Because Remnick has impeccable establishment credentials the book has  been widely reviewed. But none of the many reviewers has seen fit to mention  this omission. And the way it works of course is that if it's not mentioned, it  didn't happen. And if you mention such a thing, you're a pathetic conspiracy  theorist. Like me, who discussed it in the January edition of this  report. [12]
  
 
 William Blum is the author of Killing Hope: US Military and CIA Interventions Since World War 2,  Rogue  State: A Guide to  the World's Only Superpower, West-Bloc Dissident: A Cold  War Memoir, Freeing the World to Death: Essays on the  American Empire, Portions of the books can be read, and  signed copies purchased, at www.killinghope.org
 
Notes
  
 1.  Charlie Rose Live, June 2, 2010  program
2. Associated Press, June 4,  2010
 
 3.  State Department press conference, May 24, 2010
 
 4.  Talk given in Moscow,  July 7,  2009, text released by the White  House
 
 5.  National Public Radio, March 26, 2010
 
 6.  Washington Post,  December 24,  2002
 
 7.  Associated Press, September 30, 2002
 
 8.  London Times Online,  May 31,  2010 
 
 9.  Associated Press, May 31, 2010  
 10.  New York Times, December 27, 1977,  p.40
11. Carl Oglesby, "Ravens in the Storm: A  Personal History of the 1960s Antiwar Movement" (2008), passim
 
 12.  William Blum, The Anti-Empire Report, January 3rd,  2009